An Olde Story with a Twist…..

THE LIGHTFOOT STORY

 

Mother

“I waited

in the check‑out line

with my two sons.

As we neared the checker,

both exclaimed ‘Mom,

there’s a Metcalf!

Mom, there’s a Metcalf!’

The checker’s nametag read

Ann Metcalf.

She couldn’t figure

why the boys

were excited about her name,

so I had to tell her

the Lightfoot Story.”

 

Father

“Once,

in Merry Olde England,

a king

sent two runners

to carry a message.

On the way

they met a calf.

One runner

was afraid of the calf,

and turned back.

The other delivered the message.

The king named the one

afraid of the calf

Metcalf;

he named the other

Lightfoot.”

 

Grandmother

“Pop and I

were traveling

out west

once

and stopped for gas.

The attendant asked

‘Are you Indian?’

Pop said, ‘Yes,

we’re out after scalps.’

The attendant

said ‘Better drive on.'”

 

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